What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

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What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

What do you guys think of polar bears?

I think they all white.

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What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

What do bees chew?

Bumble gum.

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What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

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What's the best thing about sleeping with twenty two year old's?

There is twenty of them.

What do you call a five year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

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How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

How do you get gum out of hair?

cancer -I'm sorry-

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him ?

He's bee-witched !

What TV station do bees watch ?

Bee bee c one!