Bee Jokes
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What do bees say to psych themselves up at the start of their day?
Leeeeeetttttssss get rrrrrrrrrready to Buuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!"
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What do you call a bee that lives in America?
A USB.
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What does a bee get at McDonalds ?
A humburger !
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Why do bees buzz ?
Because they can't whistle !
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Why do bees stay in their hive during Winter?
Swarm.
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How do bees go to school?
They take the buzz
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What kind of bees get you high?
Doo-bees... I'm so sorry for that
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Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?
He had a bee in his suit of armour !
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What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?
A humdinger.
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Why do the bees have honey?
Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.
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What does a bee from Asia do?
Nepallinates flowers.
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What do you call a bee from US?
USB
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When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?
In the Ark-hives.
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Why did the bees build the hive?
It's in their beehavior.
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What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?
A: A buzzness suit!
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What's a bees favourite flower ?
A bee-gonias !
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What did the bee say to his wife?
No on knows. It's a Mister Bee.
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What insect can be spelled with just one letter?
Bee.
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Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?
Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.
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What goes hum-choo hum choo?
A bee with a cold !
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What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?
A humburger.
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What's worst than one bee sting?
Two bee stings What's worst than two bee stings? The Holocaust.
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What's worse than one bee?
Two bees. What's worse that two bees? Three bees. What's worse than three bees? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Four bees.
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Where do bees go to the bathroom?
The BP station.
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What did the confused bee say ?
To bee or not to bee !
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What did the ghost say to the bees?
Boo Bees
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What did the Flower say to the Bees?
You know you want it, Honey"
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What do Bees wear in the winter?
Yellow Jackets*
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Why don't bees go to church?
Because they are in sects.
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What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?
Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.
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What's the best thing about bee's?
It's knees.
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Why do bees hum?
Because they can't remember the lyrics
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Why can you always trust a bee without wings?
Because it's down to earth.
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What's more dangerous than being with a fool ?
Fooling with a bee !
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Which are the scariest kind of bees?
Zombees
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What do you call a bee in the garage?
Garbage.
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Why do bees have sticky hair?
They use honeycombs.
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What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?
A hum dinger !
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What does the bee Santa Claus say ?
Ho hum hum !
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What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry ?
An aero-drone !
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What goes zzub-zzub?
A bee flying backwards
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What language do bees speak?
The beesnese
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What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?
A sweet buzz!
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What happens to someone who gets attacked by bees?
They get bee'd up
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How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?
You get a buzzy signal.
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What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30000 feet ?
A bee is an aeroplane !
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What kind of gum do bees chew?
BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.
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What kind of bee can't be understood ?
A mumble bee !
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Where do bees go to the bathroom at?
at the
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What do you call a bee that never dies?
A zomBEE!
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What do you get from a bee that has an udder?
ANSWER: Milk and honey.
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How do bees get to school ?
By school buzz !
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What do you call war fought with bees?
Beeological Warfare
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What do bees use to do their hair?
Honeycombs!
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What do you call two bees at the seaside?
A B&B
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What do bees chew?
Bumble gum.
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What did the bee to the other bee in summer ?
Swarm here isn't it !
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What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?
A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.
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Where do bees go on their day off?
A: To the wax museum.
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What TV station do bees watch ?
Bee bee c one!
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Why do bees hum ?
Because they've forgotten the words !
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What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?
An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!
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Why did the bee started talking poetry ?
He was waxing lyrical !
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Why are bees so rich?
They have their own bees knees.
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What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?
A bah-humbug.
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What would bears be without bees?
Ears!
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What goes zzub zzub ?
A bee flying backwards !
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Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the ark hives
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What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?
Nothing lmao bees cant learn.
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What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?
A maybe.
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What do bees do if they don't want to drive?
A: Wait at the buzz stop.
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Where does a bee put its stinger?
In its honey
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How does a Bee get to work?
He catches a buzz.
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What kind of bee can never be understood?
A mumble-bee.
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Where does Noah store his bees?
The ark-hives.
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Where did Noah keep the Bees?
In the Ark-Hives.
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Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honey combs!
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Why do bees sting?
They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)
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Where do bees go on holiday ?
Stingapore !
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How many bees do you need in a bee choir ?
A humdred !
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What kind of bees hum and drop things ?
A fumble bee !
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What do you call a bee that gets engaged?
A Beyonc.
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What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him ?
He's bee-witched !
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What does a bee say before it stings you ?
This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !
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What does a bee do with his stinger at night?
Put it in his honey.
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What's worse than a bee sting?
Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings
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What do bees and celebrities have in common?
They're both dying at an alarming rate.
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Why did the bees go on strike ?
Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !
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How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, but how do they get in there
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What's the problem?
Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan
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What do you call a bee with a toe?
Toby"
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What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?
Haram-bee
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What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ?
A bee in a submarine !
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How do you frighten a Bee?
Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!
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What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?
Wait at a buzz stop !
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Why did the bee go to the doctor?
Because he had hives Badum tsh
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Ever wondered why bees hum?
It's because they don't know the words.
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What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee?
Life's a bee-itch and then you die."
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What did the spider say to the bee ?
Your honey or your life !
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What type of bees don't die?
Zom-bees
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What do you call a bee that was born in the USA?
USB
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Why did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.
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What bee is good for your health ?
Vitamin bee !
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What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?
Their GPA drops
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How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but I don't know how they got in there.
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What type of bees make milk?
Boo bees
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What do bees who are allergic to honey get?
Hives.
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What do you call an uncertain insect today?
A May bee.
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How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?
They smoke them out.
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How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, but how do they get in there?
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What do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
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What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind?
Second Caribou: A maybee.
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What do you call a bee from the wrong side of town?
A bumblegee
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What kind of bees make the best milk?
Boo Bees!
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What kind of guns do bees use?
BeeBee guns
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How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but I don't know how they got in there.
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What did the bee say to the flower ?
Hello honey !
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Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ?
Because they kept droning on and on !
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What do you call four bees??
Be-fore
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Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?
Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.
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Where do bees keep their money?
In a honey box.
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What did the bee say to the naughty bee ?
Bee-hive yourself !
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What did the bee call his military mission?
Operation pollination"
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What do you call a bee in a space rocket?
bracket
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What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions?
A Humblebee.
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How many bees are there in the world?
A buzzillion.
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What do you call a bee that lives in America?
USB