Why wouldn't the man dance?

His pants had no ballroom.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call A man doing Laundry?

Non-existent

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What sort of dance do fish do at parties ?

The conga !

Why wasn't the joke funny at the dance?

There wasn't a punch line.

Ballroom Jokes More Ballroom Jokes

What's the similarity between designer jeans and cheaply made castles?

No ballroom

What do tight jeans and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom