Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.

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Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Where's the best place to hide a body?

Stephen Hawking's personal gym.

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.