Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

What do they call a monastery key that opens all doors?

Monk key

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

What the difference between a pancake?

It tastes better with jam.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

What does a door and a jar have in common?

They both are ajar.

What do you call an empty jar of Cheese Whiz?

Cheese was.

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

What is a tornado ?

Mother nature doing the twist !