Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

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What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

What's the most believed oxymoron?

Peaceful muslims

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How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

How can you tell someone is a vegan, cross fitter, or an atheist?

alt) Make a joke about them, and then they'll get real offended.

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Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.