What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

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What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

How do the Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.

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Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

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What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

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Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

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Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.

What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics?

Seizure Salad.