Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

What do you call a skeleton in fancy attire?

Fashionably late. I'll be here all week.

Why is the ulna the second funniest bone in our skeleton?

It's near-humerus.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

Whats the perfect place to hide a body on the internet?

The second page of a youtube search.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

Where do footballers dance?

At a football!

Disco Jokes More Disco Jokes

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

What is a Mexicans favorite band?

Hispanic at the Disco