Why do mice have such small balls?

Because not very many of them can dance.

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What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

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What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

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Why do mice have small balls?

Not many of them know how to dance.

Why do mice have such small balls?

Because not very many of them can dance.