Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

How do you make a blind moan?

Kick him in the balls

When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

Football Team Jokes More Football Team Jokes

What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block

Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.