Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Which computer is the best at singing?

A Dell.

What do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer?

A sore finger.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?

A: Throw in a bar of soap.

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

Dell Jokes More Dell Jokes

Which computer sings the best?

A Dell

What type of computer is unusually large?

A Dell

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

What's the hard part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice so they get the message