Why was the robot cold?

He was missing his winter gear

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What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

What's the difference between bullets and everyone ?

Everyone misses Harambe.

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What did the cow say in winter?

Oh my god. I'm Friesian!

What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter?

Isisicles

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What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Yours tin-sincerely.

Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!