Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off?

There were too many fowls.

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What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

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Why did Germany win so many battles in WW I?

They had baron.

How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if "Thomas the Tank Engine" was set in early-1940s Germany?

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Fowl Jokes More Fowl Jokes

What is a baseball dog?

One that chases fowls.

Why did the chicken get a strike?

Because it was a fowl.