Why were the baker's hands brown?

Because he kneaded a poo.

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How long does it take a black woman to poo?

9 mouths

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

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Why were the baker's hands brown?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.