Why will you never go hungry in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

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What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky

Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

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What do you get when a camel pukes in the desert?

A hot mess.

Why does ISIS call camels "Ships of the Desert"?

Because they are full of ISIS seamen.