Architect Jokes

  • How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

    Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.

  • What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

    Edifice Rex

  • Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

    He couldn't decide what font to use.

  • What did the architect say about the rack?

    How does she not fall over?

  • What is an architects favorite movie?

    Angles in the Outfield

  • How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

    Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.

  • Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

    So he could watch the football

  • What did one architect say to the other?

    I see the floor in your plan."