Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

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How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

How can you make a small fortune?

start with a big one

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Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

Font Jokes More Font Jokes

What font is alphabet soup produced in?

Times New Ramen

What did one font say to the other while at the beach?

Serifs up, dude!"

Architect Jokes More Architect Jokes

What did one architect say to the other?

I see the floor in your plan."

What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex