Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

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How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

Why did the bird get a ticket?

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The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

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Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

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A brief case

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Why did the spider land on the keyboard?

She wanted a new website.

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What is Poseidon's favourite shortcut?

ctrl + C

Who's there ! C's ! C's who ?

C's the day !

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Java the Hutt

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Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

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Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

Why did the Java Developer quit his job?

A: Because he didn't get arrays.