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Barnacle Jokes
How did the scuba-diver pay for his drinks?
With Barnacles (bar nickels)
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How does a barnacle like its martinis?
On the rocks.
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Why should you never go out drinking if you wear a monocle?
Because then you'd be a barnacle.
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