Why should you never go out drinking if you wear a monocle?

Because then you'd be a barnacle.

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What does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

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Why should you never go out drinking if you wear a monocle?

Because then you'd be a barnacle.

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On the rocks.

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Why should you never go out drinking if you wear a monocle?

Because then you'd be a barnacle.

Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.