Baseball Player Jokes

  • Why don't baseball players get much action?

    Because they have foul balls.

  • What's a baseball players favorite type cake?

    A bundt cake.

  • Why is a dog like a baseball player?

    He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

  • What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy?

    A steel

  • How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

    When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

  • What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

    The baseball player has all of its limbs.

  • Why are baseball players so cool?

    They always have their fans around.

  • Why was the baseball player arrested?

    He was involved in a hit-and-run.

  • What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

    A bundt cake!

  • Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

    He used base 3.