Baseball Player Jokes
Why don't baseball players get much action?
Because they have foul balls.
What's a baseball players favorite type cake?
A bundt cake.
Why is a dog like a baseball player?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy?
How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?
When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?
The baseball player has all of its limbs.
Why are baseball players so cool?
They always have their fans around.
Why was the baseball player arrested?
He was involved in a hit-and-run.
What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?
A bundt cake!
Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?
He used base 3.