Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

What dogs never get lost?

Newfound-lands!

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What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb?

Made in Va-China.

What do a priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

A: Rep Tiles

How can we keep our school Clean?

Student : By Staying at home. :p

Catcher Jokes More Catcher Jokes

What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

Baseball Player Jokes More Baseball Player Jokes

Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.