What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school?

THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.

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Where's the school for the blind?

It's hard to see.

Why was the ghost uneducated?

He was too ghoul for school

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Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

Because he was anti social.

Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.

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How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

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What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet