What dogs never get lost?

Newfound-lands!

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What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

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What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

How do you find Will Smith when he's lost in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints.