Brunette Jokes

  • What's dumber than three blondes building a house underwater?

    Three brunettes trying to burn it down.

  • What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde?


  • What's brown, red, black and blue?

    A: A Brunette who's been tellin one too many blonde jokes.

  • What's brown, black and blue and lays at the bottom of a ditch?

    A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.

  • Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?

    A: So brunettes can remember them.

  • How do you know when... ... a blonde has been using the computer?

    There's white-out on the screen. How do you know when a brunette used the computer after a blonde There's writing on the white-out.

  • What is a brunette between two blondes?

    A. An interpreter.

  • What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?

    A mental block.

  • Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

    A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

  • How does a blond cross the road?

    A brunette is on a busy street across from a department store she needs to visit, and is looking for an intersection to cross over when she spots a blonde walking out of the store. The brunette waves and calls out over the traffic noise, "hey there! How do I get to the other side?" The blonde looks confused and calls back, "you ARE on the other side!"

  • When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?

    A: After a dye job.

  • Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

    A: It matches their mustaches.

  • What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

    Make blonde jokes!

  • What do you call a blonde standing between two brunettes?

    A mental block!

  • What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner?

    A: You don't you see if you've got 3 condoms.

  • What do you get when turn three blondes upside down?

    Two brunettes and a red-head.