How does a blond cross the road?

A brunette is on a busy street across from a department store she needs to visit, and is looking for an intersection to cross over when she spots a blonde walking out of the store. The brunette waves and calls out over the traffic noise, "hey there! How do I get to the other side?" The blonde looks confused and calls back, "you ARE on the other side!"

Previous Random Joke Next
Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do numbers look like when they get divorced?

96

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no .

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What is your best lawyer joke?

I need some new material for the court house.

Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

Visit Jokes More Visit Jokes

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy?

A family friend paying a visit.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

How do you spot a modern spider ?

He doesn't have a web he had a website !

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Intersection Jokes More Intersection Jokes

How does a blond cross the road?

A brunette is on a busy street across from a department store she needs to visit, and is looking for an intersection to cross over when she spots a blonde walking out of the store. The brunette waves and calls out over the traffic noise, "hey there! How do I get to the other side?" The blonde looks confused and calls back, "you ARE on the other side!"

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Brunette Jokes More Brunette Jokes

How does a blond cross the road?

A brunette is on a busy street across from a department store she needs to visit, and is looking for an intersection to cross over when she spots a blonde walking out of the store. The brunette waves and calls out over the traffic noise, "hey there! How do I get to the other side?" The blonde looks confused and calls back, "you ARE on the other side!"

What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner?

A: You don't you see if you've got 3 condoms.

Department Store Jokes More Department Store Jokes

How do most rappers build a following?

They go shopping at a department store.

What kind of spy hangs out in department stores?

A: A counter spy.