Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no .

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Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

What separates the men from the boys?

Operation Yewtree.

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Where do you store your wine?

In the cabernet

Where do you store a werewolf?

In a were-house

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Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

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How many reposters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to steal it first.

Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.