Chink Jokes

  • Why are there no asian knights?

    Armor is pretty much useless once there's a chink in it.

  • How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

    He found a chink in it.

  • What was wrong with Genghis Khan's new suit?

    There was a chink in his armor.

  • What do you call a Chinese fanatasy series?

    Lord Of The Chinks

  • What do you call an Asian in a tank?

    A chink in the armor.

  • Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

    They had way to many chinks in their armor.

  • Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

    No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

  • Why don't Asians make good Knights?

    Because then there would be a chink in the armor.

  • Why did the Samurais armor break?

    There was a chink in it.

  • Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

    xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

  • Why do Chinese knights have a low rate of survival?

    They all have chinks in their armor.