How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

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How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

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Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

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Why are there no asian knights?

Armor is pretty much useless once there's a chink in it.

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

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What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

What was King Arthur's favourite game ?

Knights and crosses !

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What do Lumber jacks do in China?

Chop sticks!

What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

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What do you call a Chinese fanatasy series?

Lord Of The Chinks

Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.