Christmas Present Jokes

  • Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

    He's an orphan.

  • Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

    Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

  • Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?

    Elephanta Claus !

  • Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

    Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

  • Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

    Santa Clues.

  • What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

    Knotty Pines.

  • What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

    Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.