Christmas Present Jokes
Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?
He's an orphan.
Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?
Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."
Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?
Elephanta Claus !
Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?
Because the rest of the letters are not-E.
Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?
What types of trees never get Christmas presents?
What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?
Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.