Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the Mexican family get for Christmas?

Deported

What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only.

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How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

Christmas Present Jokes More Christmas Present Jokes

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

Chemotherapy Jokes More Chemotherapy Jokes

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

August Jokes More August Jokes

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

What do you call a slow-learner born the beginning of August?

A leotard