What do you call a slow-learner born the beginning of August?

A leotard

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What do you call Figrin D'an's first born boy?

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Why do the French not pronounce "h" at the beginning of words?

Because they hate it.

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What do you call a dumb cop?

A LEOtard.

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Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

What do you call a slow-learner born the beginning of August?

A leotard