What does modern horror films and the 2000 presidential election have in common?

It's Al Gore

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Why did Al Gore have to schedule a dentist appointment?

Because of an inconvenient tooth.

How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

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What has 2000 eyes and 4000 feet?

A thousand dogs.

What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?

Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)