Al Gore Jokes

  • How did Al Gore invent the Internet?

    With Al-Gore-rithims

  • How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

    A: He's the stiff one.

  • Why did Al Gore have to schedule a dentist appointment?

    Because of an inconvenient tooth.

  • What do you say when Al Gore writes computer code?

    He's writing an Algorithm!

  • Why did Al Gore go to the dentist for a tooth pulling?

    He had an Inconvenient Tooth.

  • How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

    Al Gore's the stiff one.

  • Why does Al Gore hate Oil Spills?

    they get all over the sheets.

  • How do you find an inconvenient proof?

    With an Al-Gore-rithm

  • What do you call music about climate change?

    An Al Gore-rhythm

  • How did AL Gore program his computer?

    With the proper al-gor-ithms

  • How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

    Algorithm.

  • What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life?

    A: Grade six.

  • What did the wind turbine say to Al Gore?

    I'm a big fan.

  • What does modern horror films and the 2000 presidential election have in common?

    It's Al Gore

  • What's Al Gore's dancer name?

    Algorithm.

  • What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

    An algorithm.

  • How does Al Gore spell potato?

    A: T-A-T-E-R.