How did the captain describe the newborn puppy?

son-of-a-b***h..!!!

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How did the captain describe the newborn puppy?

son-of-a-b***h..!!!

Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

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Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

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What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log