What do you call Figrin D'an's first born boy?

Son of a Bith!

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What do you call children born into a whorehouse?

Your kids

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

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What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."