my mom asked Gravity, I replied.
They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.
They can both take about 65 loads.
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if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.
He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.
Because it doesn't lift
Let us spray!" replied the other.
The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.
Because they'd been floored by his punch.
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.