What did the Mexican family get for Christmas?

Deported

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Why didn't the Mexican go now hunting?

Because he didn't habanero.

What do you call a Mexican Miget?

A paragraph Cause he's to small to be an ess

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What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?

Best vicious of the season

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.