Cleopatra Jokes

  • Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

    Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

  • Who should of gotten asphalt?

    Cleopatra.

  • What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ?

    Toga-ether we can rule the world !

  • What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

    Caesar salad

  • Why was Cleopatra so negative?

    Because she was queen of denial.

  • What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

    Pharaoh-moans.

  • Why was Cleopatra angry?

    She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

  • What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

    Veni, Vidi... Veni.