What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.

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What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.

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What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.

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What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.

What did the Roman premature ejaculater say?

Veni, Vidi, Veni.