What did the Roman premature ejaculater say?

Veni, Vidi, Veni.

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Why did the Romans build straight roads ?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !

What do you call a Roman with a wet mustache and a smile?

Gladiator.

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What did the Roman premature ejaculater say?

Veni, Vidi, Veni.

What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.