Issue Jokes

What happened when Honey Boo Boo's mom lost 120 pounds?

An amber alert was issued

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Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

What is the issue with Dr. Dre's releases?

Chronic delays.

Why was the comic book series depressed?

Because it had too many issues.

Why are women like magazines?

They have a lot of issues

Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.

Why were the sneakers so sad?

Because they had ten issues.

What did the magazine say to the comic book?

Boy, do we have issues!

What kind of a shoe has a problem?

An issue.

How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb?

They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.

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How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."

What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !