What happened when Honey Boo Boo's mom lost 120 pounds?

An amber alert was issued

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Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

Why did Rembrandt lose his house?

Because he was *Baroque*.

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What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

There was some money in the kitty !

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Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.

Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.