Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

There was some money in the kitty !

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.

What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

What do you get when you make a scarf out of a cat?

A Neko.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

Kitty Jokes More Kitty Jokes

What kind of cat should you take into the desert ?

A first aid kitty !

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

Here Kitty kitty kitty' !

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's?

Because white girls cant even

Why is paper money more valuable than coins?

When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -