What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

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What's the difference between GTA V Online and a non-essential government employee?

Nothing neither one has been working since Tuesday...

What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman?

one is a superhero and the other is a command.

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Whats a cannibals favorite game?

Swallow the leader.

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

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What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

Why do the Dutch people love..... Why do the Dutch people love the Belgian-jokes so much?

They are cheap.

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What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

How is Drake similar to someone with dysuria?

They both spit fire

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What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

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What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.