What's the difference between GTA V Online and a non-essential government employee?

Nothing neither one has been working since Tuesday...

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What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.

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What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

Why do engineers work out a lot?

They're obsessed with rigid bodies!

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What's the difference between GTA V Online and a non-essential government employee?

Nothing neither one has been working since Tuesday...

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.