What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

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What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

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Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran

Whats 10 inches?

What's 10 inches, has a big red head and makes my girlfriend cry when i put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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What's 9 and a half inches long and satisfies all c*nts?

An iPad.

What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

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What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an ...

What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle ?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)