How is Drake similar to someone with dysuria?

They both spit fire

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

What has been confirmed when Ariana Grande spat on the donuts?

She's a spitter, not a swallower.

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How is Drake similar to someone with dysuria?

They both spit fire

What is Drake's favorite type of alcohol?

Cripple Sec