What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One Brazillion.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

What's the difference between a beggar and a US Politician?

A beggar has retained his integrity.

Diaper Jokes More Diaper Jokes

What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

reasons unknown

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason