Now, that was one politi-cat debate!
Ceramic
Here Kitty kitty kitty' !
There was some money in the kitty !
A first aid kitty !
To see if there was any more money in the kitty !
His Ex-Wife.
via sticky notes
Leave EU.
For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.
Because the only constant is change.
A coin!
A dictatorship. *sobs*
A: A-cue-stick.
Because he was on the lam.
He was raising a colt.
Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.
Shake that blasphemy
a ham-stir
Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying
Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*